Q: Why do lighthouse keepers raise chooks?
A: They like eggs with their beacon.

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Q: When is it bad luck to have a white cat cross your path?
A: When you`re a mouse.

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Q: What are laughing stock?
A: Cattle with a sense of humour.

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