Q: What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo?
A: An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets.

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Q: What do you throw out, when you want to use it,
but take in, when you don`t?
A: An anchor.

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Q: Who invented fire?
A: Some bright spark.

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The above riddles are in the 501 Riotuos Riddles book. Buy it to see all 501 riddles for kids with 501 answers and some illustrations.