Q: What fish makes you an offer you can`t refuse?
A: The Codfather

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Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How can you breathe through that?

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Q: My first is in football but isn`t in shoot, my second`s in treasure but isn`t in loot. My fourth is in swallow and so is my third, my whole on a Sunday is far and wide heard.
A: Church bells.

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The above riddles are in the 501 Riotuos Riddles book. Buy it to see all 501 riddles for kids with 501 answers and some illustrations.