Q: What`s worse than a crocodile with toothache?
A: A giraffe with a sore throat.

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Q: Alive without breath, as cold as death;
never thirsty, ever drinking, all in mail, but never clinking.
What am I?
A: A fish.

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Q: What animal is a secret agent?
A: A plotter puss.

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